Let’s Help Rush Find Good, Non-Socialist Healthcare
Every time I’m doing something useful, like tending to the plants I keep in my closet, my conservalarm goes off. It’s this flashing blue light I keep on the desk in my library. It flashes usually when...
View ArticleWe need more Conservatives to beat Obama
Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here trying to keep on a brave face. Its been over a week since B. Hussein Obama’s Healthcare Nightmare was unleashed on the country, and I’ve been barricaded at the...
View ArticlePoor Conservatives and their Baggage
I was in my office the other day, reading any book by Salman Rushdie when I got a text from Fred the Tuckpointer. He was pleading with me to stay offline and not read any news that day. Of course I...
View ArticleObama is remaking the Supreme Court into the Socialist Court
Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here from the outskirts of Free America. I figure it was just a matter of time before B. Hussein Obama turned his dagger a little more into the American Dream. His...
View ArticleGood vs. Bad Government Intrusion
I was sipping coffee at Intelligentsia sexting with one of my female undergrad students when I came across Fred the Tuckpointer’s column. I became so enraged I ripped the elbow pads off my tweed...
View ArticleBetter Run, Obama! There’s a Tuckpointer in Charge!
Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here with some incredible news. So this Brad the College Communist character sends me text messages to my cell phone. They aren’t the sexting messages he sends his...
View ArticleObama Hates Memorial Day
Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer making like Ronnie Reagan and kicking liberal ass. Part of me thought after my election to the Union Compliance Board that the conservative wheels of power would start...
View ArticleLebron, Crazy Fred and The South African Vuvuzela
First and foremost, hello to my dear old friend Fred the Tuckpointer. I think Fred thought he scared me out of town. Well in a way, he and his ilk all scared me right out of town – to Cape Town, South...
View ArticleObama’s trying to compromise my Conservative principles…
Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here. Things have been terrible lately…and if you guessed its Obama’s fault, you win the prize. It all started while I was reading Brad the College Idiots’s latest...
View ArticleObama is Building a Secret Terrorist Base at Ground Zero!
Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here with…well…some scary news. I’ve been cooling my jets at home, after the tuckpointing gig closed up early at the Terminal Tower. Sadie’s not too happy with me...
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